The Cockney Tourists are the lovable East End lads you didn’t know you needed! Salt of the earth charmers through and through, these wide eyed geezers are venturing out of London for the first time, and your event is their big holiday!
Winners of a (completely fictional) newspaper competition, they’re absolutely thrilled to be in your town, camera phones in hand and ready to capture every “exotic” wonder they come across, from posh sandwiches to unfamiliar local wildlife (and maybe even a bit of sunshine to top up their already glowing tans).
Always on the hunt for a decent pie and mash, a friendly chinwag, and a few hilarious selfies, these comedy walkabout characters will delight and entertain your guests with playful banter, classic Cockney humour, and their wide eyed amazement at every little detail.
Perfect For
- Corporate Parties and Gala Dinners
- Outdoor Festivals and Public Events
- Vintage and London themed Celebrations
- Weddings and Private Parties
- Best of British and Seaside Events
Cheeky Walkabout Entertainment
Perfect for welcoming guests, mingling during receptions, or roaming outdoor festivals.
Hilarious Photo Opportunities
Get ready for plenty of selfies, staged “holiday snaps,” and belly laughs.
Family-Friendly Comedy
These lads appeal to guests of all ages with their warm, interactive style.
Authentic British Flavour
Ideal for London, Best of British, or retro-themed events.
Performance Times
3 x 30 minutes or 2 x 45 minute sets