Meet two lovable East Enders who’ve swapped their local pub for a day of sightseeing… and they haven’t quite worked out how anything works.
Armed with cameras, maps and plenty of confidence, The Cockney Tourists wander through your event commenting on everything they see, asking guests the most unexpected questions and getting themselves into all sorts of amusing situations. Their quick wit, larger than life personalities and natural gift for improvisation mean no two performances are ever the same.
Perfect for festivals, corporate events, shopping centres, summer parties and themed celebrations, they blend effortlessly into the crowd, creating spontaneous comedy wherever they go. Whether they’re asking for directions, posing for photographs or offering their own unique take on the local attractions, they’re guaranteed to leave guests smiling.
Perfect For
- Corporate Events
- Festivals
- Shopping Centres
- Summer Parties
- Family Fun Days
- Seaside Events
- Vintage Events
- Community Celebrations
- Brand Activations
- British Themed Events




Hilarious Walkabout Comedy
Improvised comedy and quick witted conversation keep guests laughing throughout the event.
Loveable East End Characters
Classic Cockney personalities create memorable encounters wherever they appear.
Fantastic Guest Interaction
Every conversation is different, making each performance feel fresh, natural and completely unscripted.
Brilliant Photo Opportunities
Guests love stopping for photographs and becoming part of the comedy themselves.
Why Choose This Act
The Cockney Tourists are perfect when you want entertainment that keeps the atmosphere lively from start to finish. Rather than performing at scheduled times, they roam continuously throughout your venue, creating spontaneous comedy wherever guests happen to be.
Because the performers improvise every interaction, they quickly adapt to different audiences and situations. Whether they’re entertaining visitors at a shopping centre, mingling during a drinks reception or wandering around a festival, they create natural moments of laughter without ever interrupting the flow of your event.
Performance Times
3 x 30 minute sets or 2 x 45 minute sets within 4 hours
Required by the Act
- Parking at the Venue
- Changing Room / Private Area
- Soft Drinks

