If you’re looking for Christmas entertainment that’s fun, modern, and genuinely funny, The Funky Clauses deliver exactly that.
These larger than life Santas have swapped the sleigh for a portable sound system and mobile dance floor. Armed with festive anthems, spectacularly bad breakdancing moves, and a healthy dose of Christmas mischief, they roam through your event creating laughter, interaction, and unforgettable festive moments.
This isn’t a stage show and it’s certainly not a traditional Santa appearance. The Funky Clauses take Christmas into the 21st century with a high energy walkabout experience that combines comedy, music, audience interaction, and just the right amount of festive chaos.
Whether they’re attempting a headspin, challenging guests to a dance off, or showing off moves that should probably remain firmly in the North Pole, these dancing Santas quickly become the centre of attention wherever they appear.
The result is festive entertainment that appeals to children, adults, families, and corporate audiences alike.
Perfect For
- Christmas Markets
- Shopping Centre Christmas Events
- Christmas Light Switch-Ons
- Corporate Christmas Parties
- End of Year Celebrations
- Winter Festivals
- Town Centre Christmas Events
- Community Celebrations
- Family Fun Days
- Visitor Attractions
- Seasonal Activations
- Christmas Parades
- Public Events
- Winter Wonderland Experiences
- Festive Brand Activations
Breakdancing Santas
Two comedy Santas performing intentionally terrible breakdancing routines that audiences absolutely love.
Mobile Sound System
Festive music travels with the act, allowing them to create atmosphere wherever they roam.
Interactive Crowd Engagement
Guests are encouraged to dance, laugh, participate, and become part of the fun.
Completely Mobile Entertainment
Perfect for covering large event sites, shopping centres, town centres, and parade routes.
Why Choose This Act?
Many Christmas acts rely on traditional festive themes. The Funky Clauses offer something different.
Their combination of music, comedy, crowd interaction, and deliberately dreadful dance moves creates an atmosphere that feels fresh, energetic, and genuinely entertaining. Guests don’t simply watch them perform. They join in, dance along, take photographs, and become part of the experience.
The act can work on an intimate scale for smaller events or draw large crowds at busy public events, making it one of the most versatile Christmas walkabout acts available.
For clients looking for festive entertainment that feels modern, engaging, and full of personality, The Funky Clauses are an outstanding choice.
Performance Times
3 x 30 minute sets or 2 x 45 minute sets
Required by the Act
- Parking at the Venue
- Changing Room / Private Area
- Soft Drinks