Ready to bring a splash of cheeky London humour to your next event? The Cockney Tourists are the lovable East End lads you didn’t know you needed! Salt-of-the-earth charmers through and through, these wide-eyed geezers are venturing out of London for the first time - and your event is their big holiday!

Winners of a (completely fictional) newspaper competition, they’re absolutely thrilled to be in your town, camera phones in hand and ready to capture every “exotic” wonder they come across - from posh sandwiches to unfamiliar local wildlife (and maybe even a bit of sunshine to top up their already glowing tans).

Always on the hunt for a decent pie and mash, a friendly chinwag, and a few hilarious selfies, these comedy walkabout characters will delight and entertain your guests with playful banter, classic Cockney humour, and their wide-eyed amazement at every little detail.

Why Book The Cockney Tourists?

• Cheeky Walkabout Entertainment: Perfect for welcoming guests, mingling during receptions, or roaming outdoor festivals.
• Hilarious Photo Opportunities: Get ready for plenty of selfies, staged “holiday snaps,” and belly laughs.
• Family-Friendly Comedy: These lads appeal to guests of all ages with their warm, interactive style.
• Authentic British Flavour: Ideal for London, Best of British, or retro-themed events.
• Flexible and Adaptable: Whether greeting arrivals, wandering event spaces, or creating spontaneous comedy moments, they blend perfectly into any setting.

Perfect For:

• Corporate Parties and Gala Dinners
• Outdoor Festivals and Public Events
• Vintage and London-themed Celebrations
• Weddings and Private Parties
• Best of British and Seaside Events

What to Expect:

• Walkabout Sets: Mixing, mingling, posing, and joking with your guests
• Interactive Banter: Improvised comedy conversations, storytelling, and playful antics
• Photo Moments: Creating brilliant, laugh-out-loud memories for you and your guests to treasure

PERFORMANCE TIMES
3 x 30 minute sets