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Comedy Sailors

Prepare to weigh anchor and dive into a sea of laughter with our side-splitting Comedy Sailors! Welcoming guests aboard the not-so-mighty Unsinkable II, the bumbling Captain and his hopeless Cadet will have your guests in stitches as they attempt to keep everything “shipshape” – despite forgetting exactly where they moored the ship!

Their antics include hysterical knot-tying demonstrations (often ending in complete chaos), comical semaphore flag lessons, and survival advice for the highly unlikely event of meeting an iceberg... indoors.

With their slapstick humour, charming improvisation, and infectious energy, the Comedy Sailors transform any event into a high-seas adventure full of surprises, mischief, and endless photo opportunities.

Perfect for nautical-themed events, seaside celebrations, festivals, or any occasion needing a hearty splash of humour and charm!


Why Hire the Comedy Sailors?

  • Unforgettable Interactions: Interactive roaming entertainment that breaks the ice and keeps guests smiling.
  • Family-Friendly Fun: Their playful humour appeals to all ages, making them a hit at public events and private parties alike.
  • Themed Perfection: Ideal for maritime, beach, cruise, or seaside-themed gatherings.
  • Picture-Perfect Moments: Their vintage sailor costumes and hilarious antics make for brilliant guest photos.
  • Versatile Entertainment: Great for meet and greets, walkabout entertainment, festivals, corporate events, and more.


Perfect For:

  • Maritime and Nautical-Themed Events
  • Beach Parties and Seaside Festivals
  • Cruise Ship Entertainment
  • Weddings, Private Parties, and Family Fun Days
  • Corporate Summer Events and Brand Activations


What’s Included:

  • Two brilliantly costumed “Comedy Sailors”
  • Walkabout performance filled with nautical-themed humour and antics
  • Interactive experiences, including guest participation in hilarious "training drills"


PERFORMANCE TIMES
3 x 30 minute sets

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