Looking to add something truly unexpected to your event? Say hello to our Comedy Security Guards – a laugh-out-loud walkabout act that blends over-the-top parody with clever guest interaction and just the right dose of ridiculousness. These faux-tough, high-alert “professionals” are here to make sure no lipstick-launched missile, umbrella-blowpipe, or rogue glitter bomb sneaks into your party.

It’s part performance, part immersive theatre, and 100% unforgettable. Whether welcoming guests to a gala, corporate event, wedding, or themed celebration, these comedic doormen turn entry into an experience.

Why Book Comedy Security?

• Instant Atmosphere: Kick off your event with laughter as guests pass through spoof-security checkpoints run by our overly suspicious (and very theatrical) guards.
• Immersive & Interactive: From fake alarms to “suspicious” handbags and rubber torches, every encounter is designed to make your guests the stars of the show.
• Customisable Performances: Whether you want just two doormen at the entrance or a full-on comedy checkpoint with up to eight characters, we scale to suit your event.
• Perfect Icebreaker: Watch the room come alive with laughter and conversation before the main event even begins.
• Photo-Ready Fun: Great for capturing guest reactions, red carpet photos, and sharable social content that extends your event’s reach.

This act is a guaranteed crowd-pleaser - just the right mix of clever chaos and good-natured silliness.

What to Expect
As guests arrive, they’ll pass through a spoof “secure-tease” system complete with a free-standing electronic doorframe. Here’s where the comedy unfolds:

• Surprise Security Checks: The alarm “accidentally” goes off for targeted guests, who are then pulled aside for hilarious mock inspections.
• Bleeping Gadgets & Rubber Props: Expect scanners, walkie-talkies, army-style torches, and all manner of fake tech, used with exaggerated importance.
• Loud Instructions & Mischief: Guards shout distorted warnings through megaphones, inspect handbags for “high-risk chewing gum,” and chase down invisible threats with military-grade silliness.
• Unforgettable First Impressions: Guests are laughing before they even reach the venue doors - and the energy only builds from there.

From a single checkpoint duo to a full-scale comedy patrol unit, we tailor the setup to your event size and style.

Ideal For:

• Corporate Receptions & Brand Launches
• Weddings with a Twist
• Festival Entrances & Red Carpet Events
• Private Parties & Birthday Celebrations
• Award Ceremonies & Gala Nights
• Themed Events (James Bond, Spy, Airport, Security)

Whether you want playful parody or a high-visibility comedy installation, our Comedy Doormen deliver entertainment that stands out from the very first moment.

What’s Included

• 2–8 comedy security guards
• Free-standing spoof security arch (battery-operated)
• Walkie-talkies, scanners, torches & bleeping props
• Customisable interaction style (from cheeky to outrageous)

Optional extras:

• Branded uniforms to match your theme or event
• Pre-scripted gags or personalised “contraband” inspections
• Integration with red carpet or photobooth experiences