It's an absolute must to have unarmed guests if you want your event to go off without a hitch! That's where our comedy security system comes in, because let's face it, we live in a world where you can sneak a small bazooka into an earring or a lipstick case. Crazy, right?
But wait, there's more! a laser-guided rocket launcher with not one, not five, but twenty missiles! And guess where it's controlled from? An innocent-looking cigarette case, an electronic car key fob, or even a motor home. Talk about James Bond-level stuff!
But hey, it doesn't stop there. Your harmless-looking umbrella? It could secretly double as a lethal blowpipe. You'd be amazed at the things people come up with! And if you think these scenarios only happen in movies, think again, my friend.
That's why our Comedy Security Guards are here to give you peace of mind. They guarantee that none of the above will slip past their system without a thorough inspection. Just imagine the look on your guests' faces as they go through our ridiculous airport-style security procedures. It's pure entertainment!
As they pass through the electronic doorframe, our team, who are secretly in control of the alarm, can trigger it for specific guests. Oh, the surprises they'll have! These lucky guests will be taken aside for a closer look at their hidden weaponry. And let me tell you, they use a mix of real and fake bleeping instruments, so the cause for concern is often a hilarious wild-goose chase.
But wait, there's more fun to be had! Our guards break away from the pack, shouting distorted instructions through megaphones, while another one roams around with a hefty rubber army torch. It's like a circus, but with a touch of security. Who said security procedures couldn't be entertaining?
Once your guests have successfully made it through the security check, they'll have stories to tell for days! It's an experience they won't forget. And guess what? The team can provide our free-standing, battery-operated secure-tease system anywhere, any size you need. Plus, if your budget allows, we can even supply up to eight security staff members who come fully equipped with walkie-talkies, rubber army torches, and all the bleeping gadgets you can imagine.
Some recent examples of items that have been intercepted include a modified pea shooter, an Afro razor comb, a futuristic laser pointer, a rapid-fire M13 assault rifle, and some exceptionally compact radio equipment.
Many thanks for your great professional service, the guys on the night were fabulous, engaging and friendly, arrived, set up and ready to go in good time, provided great photos and were a great success!
Link for photos sent through quickly, the changes I requested were made speedily and I would definitely use your services again for any future requirements and recommend you to anyone else.
I just wanted to contact you to thank you for the people you sent to us, they were really good and provided the anticipated wow factor to our party. Your ladies were good fun, great entertainment and happy to get involved in events and help out. They really got our event off to a good start. Please send them our thanks and appreciation for providing such marvellous entertainment.
The event went great, thank you very much. Please pass on our thanks to the 3 guys, they were very good and we had many people approach us to say how good they were.
A BIG THANK YOU for last week’s fantastic performance! Everybody really enjoyed the singing. It was a shame the event was running late but your group understood and were amazing!
Your performers were amazing!
The magician was absolutely brilliant everyone was very impressed.
Our managing director was a big fan of the break dancing waiters and he said it was planned very well.
We had a great night with your bingo entertainment. Your host Peter certainly played his part in that.
Please do pass on our thanks, the feedback was very impressive and the entertainers did an excellent job. The guests were very happy.
Just wanted to send you a note to say that Rick was just such a rock star on our stand this week at Black Hat Europe. He is just such a super chap and totally wonderful to work with. He just rocks up and gets on with things, we had some issues with our cabling and he sorted that out and then just keeps rolling all day. He chats away with all the ‘customers’ and is a joy to work with. All our team at Carbon Black, just love him.
The event was a huge success and we have had some great feedback. It was certainly one of the most popular areas of the night!
It was a great night and we have had fantastic feedback on all the acts that you provided.
The acts went down really, people seem to enjoy them and each one appealed to a different group so a nice mix for all staff.