It's an absolute must to have unarmed guests if you want your event to go off without a hitch! That's where our comedy security system comes in, because let's face it, we live in a world where you can sneak a small bazooka into an earring or a lipstick case. Crazy, right?

But wait, there's more! a laser-guided rocket launcher with not one, not five, but twenty missiles! And guess where it's controlled from? An innocent-looking cigarette case, an electronic car key fob, or even a motor home. Talk about James Bond-level stuff!

But hey, it doesn't stop there. Your harmless-looking umbrella? It could secretly double as a lethal blowpipe. You'd be amazed at the things people come up with! And if you think these scenarios only happen in movies, think again, my friend.

That's why our Comedy Security Guards are here to give you peace of mind. They guarantee that none of the above will slip past their system without a thorough inspection. Just imagine the look on your guests' faces as they go through our ridiculous airport-style security procedures. It's pure entertainment!

As they pass through the electronic doorframe, our team, who are secretly in control of the alarm, can trigger it for specific guests. Oh, the surprises they'll have! These lucky guests will be taken aside for a closer look at their hidden weaponry. And let me tell you, they use a mix of real and fake bleeping instruments, so the cause for concern is often a hilarious wild-goose chase.

But wait, there's more fun to be had! Our guards break away from the pack, shouting distorted instructions through megaphones, while another one roams around with a hefty rubber army torch. It's like a circus, but with a touch of security. Who said security procedures couldn't be entertaining?

Once your guests have successfully made it through the security check, they'll have stories to tell for days! It's an experience they won't forget. And guess what? The team can provide our free-standing, battery-operated secure-tease system anywhere, any size you need. Plus, if your budget allows, we can even supply up to eight security staff members who come fully equipped with walkie-talkies, rubber army torches, and all the bleeping gadgets you can imagine.

Some recent examples of items that have been intercepted include a modified pea shooter, an Afro razor comb, a futuristic laser pointer, a rapid-fire M13 assault rifle, and some exceptionally compact radio equipment.