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Comedy Fake Security Guards

Having unarmed guests is essential for your event to run smoothly! In-Security is therefore necessitous on the entrance to any event where the safety of the guests is considered to be fairly high. 

In today's hi tech society, a small bazooka can easily be covertly concealed into an earring, a lipstick case or a small van. A laser guided rocket launcher with up to 20 missiles can be controlled from an innocent looking cigarette case, electronic car key fob or a motorhome. Even a harmless looking umbrella could be a lethal blowpipe, and if you think it doesn't happen, then think again.

In-Security gives you peace of mind and guarantees that none of the above will slip through our system, without us first giving them a thorough inspection. Watch with delight as your bemused guests go through our ridiculous airport style security procedures. 

As they pass through our electronic doorframe, the alarm, which we have control of should you wish to target specific guests, is secretly triggered by one of our staff, the surprised guest is then taken to one side for a closer look at their hidden weaponry. 

Using a combination of real and fake bleeping instruments the cause for concern is often not found. Occasionally, a guard will break from the main pack bawling distorted instructions through a megaphone; another may skirt the area with a heavy rubber army torch. 

When guests are safely through the In-Security check, most of them will have a tale to tell of their unusual experience.

We can supply our free standing, battery operated In-security system anywhere, of any size and, depending on budget, up to 8 security staff.  In-security guards, armed with real walkie-talkies, heavy rubber, army torches, bleeping things and a code of strict security rules are also ideal for comedy walkabout at exhibitions, product launches or festivals. 

Recent items found - sawn off pea shooter, Afro razor comb, futuristic laser pointy thing, M13 Rapid fire assault rifle, some really tiny radio equipment.

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RKH Specialty

I just wanted to contact you to thank you for the people you sent to us, they were really good and provided the anticipated wow factor to our party.  Your ladies were good fun, great entertainment and happy to get involved in events and help out.  They really got our event off to a good start.  Please send them our thanks and appreciation for providing such marvellous entertainment.


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Institute and Faculty of Actuaries

A BIG THANK YOU for last week’s fantastic performance! Everybody really enjoyed the singing. It was a shame the event was running late but your group understood and were amazing!

Homebase Ltd

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Grain London Ltd

We had a great night with your bingo entertainment. Your host Peter certainly played his part in that.

Sky Sports

Please do pass on our thanks, the feedback was very impressive and the entertainers did an excellent job.  The guests were very happy.

The Economist Group

Just wanted to send you a note to say that Rick was just such a rock star on our stand this week at Black Hat Europe.  He is just such a super chap and totally wonderful to work with.  He just rocks up and gets on with things, we had some issues with our cabling and he sorted that out and then just keeps rolling all day.  He chats away with all the ‘customers’ and is a joy to work with.  All our team at Carbon Black, just love him. 

Carbon Black

The event was a huge success and we have had some great feedback. It was certainly one of the most popular areas of the night!

Chelsea Football Club

It was a great night and we have had fantastic feedback on all the acts that you provided.

The acts went down really, people seem to enjoy them and each one appealed to a different group so a nice mix for all staff.