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Comedy Royal Guards
Looking for an act that will entertain, engage, and have your guests in stitches? Meet the Comedy Royal Guards, the perfect mix of British tradition and side-splitting comedy. These larger-than-life characters add pomp, playfulness, and plenty of laughs to any event, ensuring your guests are welcomed, amused, and thoroughly entertained from start to finish.
Why Book the Comedy Royal Guards?
- A Unique Icebreaker – Instantly set the tone with their straight-faced silliness and over-the-top formalities
- Interactive & Engaging – Whether mingling, posing for photos, or playfully ‘inspecting’ guests, they keep everyone entertained
- Comedy Meets Elegance – They blend royal sophistication with quick wit, perfect for corporate events, themed parties, and gala evenings
- Versatile Entertainment – From welcoming guests to making humorous announcements, guiding attendees, and even kicking off the dance floor, they bring fun to every part of your event
What to Expect
- Grand Entrance: They greet guests with serious expressions and comedic antics, setting the stage for an unforgettable event
- Event Hosting & Announcements: Whether announcing dinner, introducing speakers, or leading toasts, their deadpan humour makes even the most formal moments fun
- Photo Opportunities: Guests will love snapping selfies with these towering, straight-faced yet utterly ridiculous guards
- Mingling & Mischief: Expect playful inspections, witty one-liners, and cheeky interactions
- Dance Floor Kick-Starter: They won’t just stand guard—they’ll get the party started, encouraging guests to let loose and hit the dance floor
Perfect for:
- Corporate Events & Award Nights – Inject energy and laughter into formal occasions
- Themed Parties & British Celebrations – A royal nod to British heritage with a comedic spin
- Weddings & Private Functions – Surprise guests with unexpected entertainment
- Meet & Greet Entertainment – A memorable first impression that guests won’t forget
Make Your Event Majestic with a Comedy Twist
The Comedy Royal Guards bring the perfect balance of prestige and playfulness to your event. Whether you want a comedic welcome, a cheeky toast, or a hilarious performance,
PERFORMANCE TIMES
Daytime: 1 x 90 minutes, 3 x 30 minutes OR 2 x 45 minute sets within 3 hours
Evening: 1 x 90 minutes
CUSTOMER REVIEWS
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Football Freestyler
I’d like to thank yourself for the support and the performers for creating a memorable experience in terminals, they were received really well by our passengers!
Thank you once again!
Heathrow Airport Limited
Line Dancers (Supreme)
It was the first time that the Club has used a similar service and the dancers were excellent and also able to flex their approach to meet our needs (as the stage space was limited and headset mics in short supply). We captured some fantastic photos that show just how much our employees enjoyed the event and all the dancers were friendly and helpful. It helped us to get into the party spirit and also set the Western theme/tone really well
Newcastle United Football Club
Badge Caricaturist
They were amazing and the crew had a fantastic time! Please thank them again for me!
WTTV Productions Ltd
Mirror Dancers
Your Mirror Dancers were Excellent, so very charming and accommodating and I wouldn’t hesitate to book them again especially if they were the very same two, they are a credit to you and your company.
Milsom Hotels & Restaurants
Mind Reading Show
Mark was great! He was extremely professional and truly entertained all of our guests. Would definitely recommend him for similar award evening events such as ours.
Also I wanted to thank you Leslie for answering my many queries, providing us with lots of options, and ultimately helping us book Mark.
Carlisle Support Services
Roaming Bubble Performers
Firstly, just wanted to say a massive thanks to you and your fabulous artists for all the help last season, all events were incredibly well received by the fans (as always!).
West Ham United Football Club
Silhouette Artist
Magicians, Caricaturist and Silhouette performers were great! Definitely 5*!
Thank you very much Leslie.
Rabobank International Bank
Football Simulator
The event was a huge success and we have had some great feedback. It was certainly one of the most popular areas of the night!
Chelsea Football Club
Close up Magician, Mind Reader & Pickpocket
Your team of magicians, pickpocket and mind reader went down so well last year we would love to book them again please – the pickpocket was hilarious!
UKLA – United Kingdom Lubricants Association
Snow Globe Photo Booth
I just wanted to say a massive thank you to you and the guys that came last week.
They were lovely and very helpful and accommodating. I hope it wasn't too hectic for them.
The Economist Group