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The Funky Clauses
If you're looking to add a fresh twist to your festive entertainment, meet The Funky Clauses - two larger-than-life breakdancing Santas who are here to jingle all the way with high-energy moves, hilarious banter, and a soundtrack that slays (not sleighs).
Forget the same old carollers and tinsel-draped acts - these Santas are bringing Christmas into the 21st century, with their own mobile dance floor, a booming festive playlist, and unforgettable street-style moves. Think "Bad Santa meets B-Boy Battle" - but suitable for the whole family.
What to Expect:
- Epic Soundtrack – Pumping out remixed Christmas anthems from a portable speaker rig
- So-Bad-It’s-Good Breakdancing – Think windmills, moonwalks, and more bearded boogying than you’ve ever seen
- Walkabout Format – Fully mobile, perfect for moving through crowds, town centres, and event spaces
- Comic Interaction – Full of playful improvisation, cheeky jokes, and fun for all ages
- Insta-Ready Moments – Eye-catching visuals and plenty of chances for selfies with dancing Santas!
Whether you’re planning a corporate Christmas party, festive shopping weekend, or a seasonal launch, The Funky Clauses deliver festive fun with attitude.
Perfect For:
- Shopping Centre Christmas Events
- Corporate Parties & End-of-Year Celebrations
- Christmas Light Switch-Ons
- School or Family-Friendly Events
- Xmas-Themed Festivals & Town Centre Activations
They’re cheeky without being cheesy, and silly without being cringe. These Santas are cool, crowd-pleasing, and completely unforgettable.
Why Book The Funky Clauses?
- Unique Christmas Entertainment – No clichés, just top-tier festive fun
- Highly Interactive – They don’t just perform; they get your guests dancing, laughing, and filming
- Fully Self-Contained – Their sound system and mobile setup mean they’re event-ready anywhere
- Crowd Magnets – Watch footfall rise and smiles grow with this instantly engaging act
- All-Ages Appeal – Kids, teens, grown-ups - everyone loves a dancing Santa with attitude
From breakdancing elves to rap battles in red suits, The Funky Clauses bring the kind of festive energy that gets everyone talking and keeps the good vibes rolling.
PERFORMANCE TIMES
3 x 30 minutes or 2 x 45 minute sets
CUSTOMER REVIEWS
View all of our reviews here.
The Roaming Rhythms, Sea Breeze Steel Band, Colourwave Stilt Walkers
Hi Leslie,
Thanks so much for organising all the acts.
Firstly, you as a company did an amazing job at organising everything and appreciate you being so communicative and supportive with this booking.
Secondly, all the acts were great and have rated them as so below. Everyone was really personable and wanted to make our event as much of a success as we did which was amazing.
Steel Drummers – 5
Colourwave Stilt Walkers – 5
Roaming Rhythms - 5
DC Advisory
Fun Food, Abba Tribute Band, Caricaturist
I recently hired Chosen Events Entertainment to help bring some fun and flair to our drinks reception, and they absolutely delivered. From start to finish, their service was seamless, professional, and refreshingly creative. I wouldn’t hesitate to recommend Chosen Events Entertainment and will definitely be using them again for future events.
Informa Connect Limited
Football Freestyler
I’d like to thank yourself for the support and the performers for creating a memorable experience in terminals, they were received really well by our passengers!
Thank you once again!
Heathrow Airport Limited
Line Dancers (Supreme)
It was the first time that the Club has used a similar service and the dancers were excellent and also able to flex their approach to meet our needs (as the stage space was limited and headset mics in short supply). We captured some fantastic photos that show just how much our employees enjoyed the event and all the dancers were friendly and helpful. It helped us to get into the party spirit and also set the Western theme/tone really well
Newcastle United Football Club
Badge Caricaturist
They were amazing and the crew had a fantastic time! Please thank them again for me!
WTTV Productions Ltd
Mirror Dancers
Your Mirror Dancers were Excellent, so very charming and accommodating and I wouldn’t hesitate to book them again especially if they were the very same two, they are a credit to you and your company.
Milsom Hotels & Restaurants
Mind Reading Show
Mark was great! He was extremely professional and truly entertained all of our guests. Would definitely recommend him for similar award evening events such as ours.
Also I wanted to thank you Leslie for answering my many queries, providing us with lots of options, and ultimately helping us book Mark.
Carlisle Support Services
Roaming Bubble Performers
Firstly, just wanted to say a massive thanks to you and your fabulous artists for all the help last season, all events were incredibly well received by the fans (as always!).
West Ham United Football Club
Silhouette Artist
Magicians, Caricaturist and Silhouette performers were great! Definitely 5*!
Thank you very much Leslie.
Rabobank International Bank
Football Simulator
The event was a huge success and we have had some great feedback. It was certainly one of the most popular areas of the night!
Chelsea Football Club