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Comedy Waiters & Security Guards

Looking to add a side-splitting surprise to your event? Our Comedy Waiters & Security Guards are the ultimate hidden entertainment act, guaranteed to leave your guests in stitches and disbelief.

These professional improv performers seamlessly blend into your event, creating unexpected moments of hilarity that escalate into an unforgettable comedy spectacle. Whether it’s bizarre security enforcing over-the-top security measures or clueless waiters delivering service like you’ve never seen before, this act is brilliantly executed and outrageously funny.

The best part? Your guests will never see it coming!


Why Book Our Comedy Waiters & Security Guards?

  • Unforgettable Surprise Entertainment – A brilliantly undercover act that keeps guests engaged and entertained.
  • Professional Comedy Actors – Our experienced performers improvise seamlessly, ensuring each performance is unique and interactive.
  • Perfect for Any Event – From corporate functions and weddings to gala dinners and private parties, this act brings hilarity and energy to any occasion.
  • Tailored to Your Event – Choose between Comedy Waiters, Comedy Security Guards or both, depending on your desired level of mischief!
  • Interactive & Engaging – Guests become part of the act, creating genuine laugh-out-loud moments and unforgettable memories.


The Acts

Comedy Security Guards
The most ridiculous security detail you’ve ever seen! These ‘official’ venue security guards greet guests with over-the-top metal detector scans, body searches, and exaggerated security checks that leave everyone confused and crying with laughter. Expect:

  • Hilarious entrance ‘inspections’ – guests may be ‘searched’ for outrageous contraband.
  • Overzealous parking assistance – directing cars with unnecessary flair and absurd efficiency.
  • Confused authority – acting as if they’ve been given orders but have no idea what they are.
  • Mock arrests and ridiculous security protocols – making guests second-guess if they’re real or just brilliantly funny imposters!


Comedy Waiters
Watch as your ‘staff’ slowly descend into chaos, confusing guests with their bizarre, unhelpful, and outright ridiculous service. They may:

  • Serve food with a dramatic flair – making guests question what’s happening.
  • Struggle with the basics – acting as if they’ve just started their first shift.
  • Enlist guests to ‘help’ with clearing up – stacking plates to absurd heights.
  • Stash used cutlery in their pockets – leaving guests both amused and bewildered.

Don’t worry - our Comedy Waiters and Security Guards know their limits. They won’t throw food, disrupt service, or cross any boundaries - it’s all about clever, well-executed humour that brings people together in laughter.


Perfect for Any Event

  • Corporate Functions & Gala Dinners – A hilarious ice-breaker that ensures guests are engaged from the start.
  • Weddings & Private Parties – Surprise your guests with a comedic twist on classic hospitality.
  • Award Evenings & VIP Events – Elevate the occasion with a sophisticated yet side-splitting performance.
  • Trade Shows & Brand Activations – Attract attention and create buzz with unexpected, immersive entertainment.
  • Festivals & Themed Nights – These roaming comedic characters bring uncontrollable laughter and spontaneous fun.


PERFORMANCE TIMES 
2 hours

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CUSTOMER REVIEWS

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I recently hired Chosen Events Entertainment to help bring some fun and flair to our drinks reception, and they absolutely delivered. From start to finish, their service was seamless, professional, and refreshingly creative. I wouldn’t hesitate to recommend Chosen Events Entertainment and will definitely be using them again for future events.
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I’d like to thank yourself for the support and the performers for creating a memorable experience in terminals, they were received really well by our passengers! Thank you once again!
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It was the first time that the Club has used a similar service and the dancers were excellent and also able to flex their approach to meet our needs (as the stage space was limited and headset mics in short supply). We captured some fantastic photos that show just how much our employees enjoyed the event and all the dancers were friendly and helpful. It helped us to get into the party spirit and also set the Western theme/tone really well
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They were amazing and the crew had a fantastic time! Please thank them again for me!
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Mark was great! He was extremely professional and truly entertained all of our guests. Would definitely recommend him for similar award evening events such as ours. Also I wanted to thank you Leslie for answering my many queries, providing us with lots of options, and ultimately helping us book Mark.
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Firstly, just wanted to say a massive thanks to you and your fabulous artists for all the help last season, all events were incredibly well received by the fans (as always!).
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