Event Types
Entertainment for all occasions
The Cockney Tourists
Ready to bring a splash of cheeky London humour to your next event? The Cockney Tourists are the lovable East End lads you didn’t know you needed! Salt of the earth charmers through and through, these wide eyed geezers are venturing out of London for the first time, and your event is their big holiday!
Winners of a (completely fictional) newspaper competition, they’re absolutely thrilled to be in your town, camera phones in hand and ready to capture every “exotic” wonder they come across, from posh sandwiches to unfamiliar local wildlife (and maybe even a bit of sunshine to top up their already glowing tans).
Always on the hunt for a decent pie and mash, a friendly chinwag, and a few hilarious selfies, these comedy walkabout characters will delight and entertain your guests with playful banter, classic Cockney humour, and their wide eyed amazement at every little detail.
Why Book The Cockney Tourists?
- Cheeky Walkabout Entertainment: Perfect for welcoming guests, mingling during receptions, or roaming outdoor festivals.
- Hilarious Photo Opportunities: Get ready for plenty of selfies, staged “holiday snaps,” and belly laughs.
- Family-Friendly Comedy: These lads appeal to guests of all ages with their warm, interactive style.
- Authentic British Flavour: Ideal for London, Best of British, or retro-themed events.
- Flexible and Adaptable: Whether greeting arrivals, wandering event spaces, or creating spontaneous comedy moments, they blend perfectly into any setting.
Perfect For
- Corporate Parties and Gala Dinners
- Outdoor Festivals and Public Events
- Vintage and London themed Celebrations
- Weddings and Private Parties
- Best of British and Seaside Events
What to Expect
- Walkabout Sets: Mixing, mingling, posing, and joking with your guests
- Interactive Banter: Improvised comedy conversations, storytelling, and playful antics
- Photo Moments: Creating brilliant, laugh out-loud memories for you and your guests to treasure
PERFORMANCE TIMES
3 x 30 minutes or 2 x 45 minute sets
CUSTOMER REVIEWS
View all of our reviews here.
The Roaming Rhythms, Sea Breeze Steel Band, Colourwave Stilt Walkers
Hi Leslie,
Thanks so much for organising all the acts.
Firstly, you as a company did an amazing job at organising everything and appreciate you being so communicative and supportive with this booking.
Secondly, all the acts were great and have rated them as so below. Everyone was really personable and wanted to make our event as much of a success as we did which was amazing.
Steel Drummers – 5
Colourwave Stilt Walkers – 5
Roaming Rhythms - 5
DC Advisory
Fun Food, Abba Tribute Band, Caricaturist
I recently hired Chosen Events Entertainment to help bring some fun and flair to our drinks reception, and they absolutely delivered. From start to finish, their service was seamless, professional, and refreshingly creative. I wouldn’t hesitate to recommend Chosen Events Entertainment and will definitely be using them again for future events.
Informa Connect Limited
Football Freestyler
I’d like to thank yourself for the support and the performers for creating a memorable experience in terminals, they were received really well by our passengers!
Thank you once again!
Heathrow Airport Limited
Line Dancers (Supreme)
It was the first time that the Club has used a similar service and the dancers were excellent and also able to flex their approach to meet our needs (as the stage space was limited and headset mics in short supply). We captured some fantastic photos that show just how much our employees enjoyed the event and all the dancers were friendly and helpful. It helped us to get into the party spirit and also set the Western theme/tone really well
Newcastle United Football Club
Badge Caricaturist
They were amazing and the crew had a fantastic time! Please thank them again for me!
WTTV Productions Ltd
Mirror Dancers
Your Mirror Dancers were Excellent, so very charming and accommodating and I wouldn’t hesitate to book them again especially if they were the very same two, they are a credit to you and your company.
Milsom Hotels & Restaurants
Mind Reading Show
Mark was great! He was extremely professional and truly entertained all of our guests. Would definitely recommend him for similar award evening events such as ours.
Also I wanted to thank you Leslie for answering my many queries, providing us with lots of options, and ultimately helping us book Mark.
Carlisle Support Services
Roaming Bubble Performers
Firstly, just wanted to say a massive thanks to you and your fabulous artists for all the help last season, all events were incredibly well received by the fans (as always!).
West Ham United Football Club
Silhouette Artist
Magicians, Caricaturist and Silhouette performers were great! Definitely 5*!
Thank you very much Leslie.
Rabobank International Bank
Football Simulator
The event was a huge success and we have had some great feedback. It was certainly one of the most popular areas of the night!
Chelsea Football Club