If you’re looking to turn heads, raise smiles, and spark laughter from the moment your event begins, meet The Aristopigs - the fabulously funny, high-society swine who bring a whole new meaning to “hogging the limelight.”

Perfect for food festivals, family fun days, street theatre events, and brand activations, these porcine aristocrats strut their stuff with theatrical flair, cheeky charm, and an eye for the absurd. Whether helping guests carry shopping bags, admiring a snack, or commenting on fashion choices with comedic concern, these pigs are always primed for polite mischief and delightful disruption.

Why Book The Aristopigs?

Because your guests deserve entertainment that’s as unexpected as it is hilarious.

• Unforgettable Interactions – Guests will laugh, pose, and engage with these wonderfully absurd walkabout characters
• Impeccable Comedy Timing – Verbal wit, visual gags, and physical comedy rolled into one roving performance
• Fabulously Themed Costumes – Think upper-crust meets farmyard fabulous
• Perfect Photo Opportunities – These pigs live for the camera
• Suited to All Ages – From toddlers to grandparents, everyone loves a pig with a posh accent

Meet the Aristopigs

These pampered piggies are the society darlings of the swine world. They trot into your event oozing high-born elegance and back-slapping camaraderie, with a nose for snacks and scandal. Their mission? To mingle, meddle, and make people giggle.

• Offering to push buggies or carry shopping (with exaggerated enthusiasm)
• Admiring food stalls with reverence and drooling delight
• Complimenting and critiquing outfits with theatrical flair
• Celebrating everyday interactions as if they’re royal occasions

They’re not just walkabout performers - they’re full-bodied characters who turn ordinary moments into absurd comedy gold.

Available as a Duo or Trio

Whether you’d like two or three pigs on parade, we’ll tailor the performance to suit your event size, theme, and space. The more pigs, the more pandemonium - and the more your guests will be delighted.

Perfect For:

• Food & Drink Festivals
• Family Fun Days & Fairs
• Heritage Events & High Streets
• Outdoor Events & Carnivals
• Shopping Centres & Pop-Up Promotions
• Brand Activations & Experiential Marketing
• Private Celebrations With a Twist

The Aristopigs deliver more than laughs - they create memories. With their larger-than-life personalities and heart-warming interactions, these comic creatures become the highlight of any event. Their presence sparks conversation fills social feeds with photos, and leaves guests feeling like they’ve been part of something truly unique.

PERFORMANCE TIMES
2 x 45 minutes OR 3 x 30 minute sets