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Funny Waiters/Bouncers

Do you want something different for your party or event? Well, this is it. With this act, everyone is guaranteed a fantastic time!

FUNNY WAITERS
Funny Waiters for Parties, Events, Weddings, Corporate Events, in fact any event where there’s people.

What happens? Well, imagine a hidden camera show, but without the cameras. Well that’s what’s going on when you book this act.

When the waiters appear, the whispers in the room start and heads start to turn, “Are these guys for real?”

WHAT THEY DO
They serve food as if they are real waiters, but with a little attitude (as if they don’t want to be there). They don’t know much about what they are serving, apart from it could be hot!

Fairly unhelpful if questions are asked, such as ”How did you break your arm?”.

All the real staff are prepped beforehand to say that they are agency staff. This adds a bit more realism to the performance. Your audience will be amazed as their table is being waited on by an unusual looking waiter.

When tables are cleared the faces of your guests will be shocked at the way the plates are stacked up high and the guests are asked to help with the clearing up by passing round the plates to the waiter. When the used cutlery goes into the pockets of the Funny Waiters the laughs really start to get louder, The Funny Waiters are a great way to throw a spanner in the works………

WHAT WE DON’T DO
We don’t throw food.

We don’t take food away from anyone.

We don’t spill or drop food on anyone or thing.

We don’t interfere with food in any way.

We don’t swear or be offensive.

We don’t stop service.


FUNNY BOUNCERS
Have your guests become the victim of our unique security team who will do everything from body plant, to cause our so realistic metal detectors to go off! It’s all good fun and you get to choose the victims.

They work not only inside, but can also go outside causing chaos. They’re quite good at parking (directing) cars to parking spaces.

Imagine strict airport security but with two bumbling fools in charge of crowd control. And when the metal detectors go off (much to the embarrassment of the culprit) it’s like being stopped in Selfridges or Harrods for stealing (we’d imagine!).

Needless to say upon entering the party or event, guests are left in bewilderment and confusion at what they have witnessed.

‘Are they real'?.

They must be?.

But how can they?’

HOW THE ACT WORKS
Imagine a hidden camera show without the cameras…

In a nutshell you are hiring two professional and experienced comedy actors to perform the characters of your choice (whether that’s the Funny Waiters, Bouncers or both, it is up to you. 

If you want both acts – The Bouncers will meet and greet your guests as they arrive, where all manner of subtle and odd going’s on occur, much to the bafflement of those around. With metal detectors, body planting and contradictions, it won’t be long before everyone is totally confused. All guests walk away wondering if they are real or not!!!

Once all guests have arrived and if food is on the menu, it is a quick change into the Funny Waiters routine. The Aussie duo will cause endless cries of laughers with their ‘unique’ waiting style and demeanour. It is all great fun and a superb group energiser for any event.

The key is to ensure that nobody, or only a minimal number of people know that we’re going to be there and that we’re only actors and not the real thing! Otherwise, it will disrupt the comedy effect and surprise.

STANDARD LENGTH OF PERFORMANCE
2.5 hours

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RKH Specialty

I just wanted to contact you to thank you for the people you sent to us, they were really good and provided the anticipated wow factor to our party.  Your ladies were good fun, great entertainment and happy to get involved in events and help out.  They really got our event off to a good start.  Please send them our thanks and appreciation for providing such marvellous entertainment.

Tekhnicon

The event went great, thank you very much. Please pass on our thanks to the 3 guys, they were very good and we had many people approach us to say how good they were.

Institute and Faculty of Actuaries

A BIG THANK YOU for last week’s fantastic performance! Everybody really enjoyed the singing. It was a shame the event was running late but your group understood and were amazing!

Homebase Ltd

Your performers were amazing!

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Our managing director was a big fan of the break dancing waiters and he said it was planned very well.

Grain London Ltd

We had a great night with your bingo entertainment. Your host Peter certainly played his part in that.

Sky Sports

Please do pass on our thanks, the feedback was very impressive and the entertainers did an excellent job.  The guests were very happy.

The Economist Group

Just wanted to send you a note to say that Rick was just such a rock star on our stand this week at Black Hat Europe.  He is just such a super chap and totally wonderful to work with.  He just rocks up and gets on with things, we had some issues with our cabling and he sorted that out and then just keeps rolling all day.  He chats away with all the ‘customers’ and is a joy to work with.  All our team at Carbon Black, just love him. 

Carbon Black

The event was a huge success and we have had some great feedback. It was certainly one of the most popular areas of the night!

Chelsea Football Club

It was a great night and we have had fantastic feedback on all the acts that you provided.

The acts went down really, people seem to enjoy them and each one appealed to a different group so a nice mix for all staff.

KPMG